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For those of you who already know my penchant for absurd cooking projects, it should come as no surprise that a friend and I recently concocted a pizza that can only be described as "shameful."
It was a whole wheat thin crust pizza topped with basil-infused olive oil, organic marinara, all-beef kosher hot dog, spinach, macaroni and cheese, passover brisket, turkey bacon, cherry tomatoes, vegetable gyoza, Mozzarella, Romano, and Italian seasoning.
The crust was homemade, and thanks to the mac and cheese, the pizza contained no less than seven distinct cheeses.
BEHOLD! The SHAME OF PIZZA!