Diamonds Are...
A) forever.
B) a girl's best friend.
C) 90 feet from base to base.
D) in the rough.
E) double black.
F) a 10 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness.
G) in the sky with Lucy.
H) valued by Yahoos.
I) Joe (or
Joe)
J) (All of the above)
Let me know if you think of any more.