Everyone loves Humphrey the Magic Buffalo! One day I will make a shirt to hock on this website which will feature a glorious illustration of Square's rant. It will basically be a picture of a buffalo sitting on a stump while blowing into an abacus like a pan flute. The abacus will have some kind of radiation warning on it and watching Humphrey in delight will be Disney-style animals and three Chinese wise men. In the dirt will be a drawing of a solved long division problem.
The wise men will look something like these dudes
It will be GLORIOUS!